drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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