Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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