Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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