Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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