Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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