We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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