Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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