I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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