Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
