that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
