why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
it glows. i had to have it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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