In the future we'll all be gay
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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