I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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