like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I party with great urgency now.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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