Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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