is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Alive.
So much puke
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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