hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i barfeds in our rink
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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