Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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