I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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