I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
its not stalking. its research.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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