Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
