the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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