I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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