just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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