She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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