Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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