Just fell off a train. Bad.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dear god my vagina.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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