You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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