a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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