im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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