Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
