I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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