what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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