she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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