Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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