ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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