she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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