So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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