Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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