So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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