can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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