Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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