I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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