Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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