the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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