FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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