I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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