is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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