I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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