Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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