Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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