maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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