I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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